Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Also, beer. Big fan.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
