And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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