You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Randomize
