Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
ttyl tear gas
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
