So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I supernannyed him into submission
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Randomize