Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
party gras won. party gras always wins.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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