So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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