jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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