Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
