well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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