Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Floor bacon is actually really good
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
