my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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