Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
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