check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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