yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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