NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
