Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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