Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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