Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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