i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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