For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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