We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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