who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just gift wrapped bread.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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