I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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