I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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