I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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