and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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