Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
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