also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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