12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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