There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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