that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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