just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I see more hoeing in ur future
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