quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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