You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
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