It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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