So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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