I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize