But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Randomize
