So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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