Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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