This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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