p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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