why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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