Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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