Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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