You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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