discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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