Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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