Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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