did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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