The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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