there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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